I read 2 chapters in Uglies by Scott Westerfeld and this is what happened...
Not cool Mothernature! Go home and bring the sun out!
So I came inside, ate a hot sausage sandwich, which obviously is zero calories and a swimsuit season food, and made a drink.
I had Mascoto, OJ with pulp, Pedialyte, and Malibu. It is before noon so I made a fake Mimosa sans Champagne.
1. Any Mascato will do, even if it's an open bottle you "forgot" to drink
2. Some OJ
3. Pour it in a cup - I'm Polish and German so I do not measure, just eyeball it.
4. Drink it. GULP IT. Savor it. Make another one!